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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"

"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."

"Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store? A. ""Some day my prints will come!"""

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler."

"What is the difference between Pokemon Go and Tinder? On one app you search your area and find strange creatures, on the other you only find pokemon."

"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."

"[Airport security] Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes Centipede: No problem. I'll just run. I have 100 legs. Guard: Remove your shoes"

"Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!"

"*walks outside* Its real quiet.. Almost too quiet. *looks around* *lights BBQ* *1000 Dads emerge from nowhere giving generic BBQ advice*"

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