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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America"

"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"

"Plumbers are a lot like hookers... They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya."

"What did the welshman do... ...when his girlfriend asked him how many sexual partners he'd had? Fell Asleep"

"What would a pig name a chain of food stores? ""Stop ""N Slop Markets"""

"Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair."

"Facebook is like an Emotion Bank People deposit their feelings to save, but usually gain very little interest."

"Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days..."

"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."

"Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon."