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Joke of the Day

"Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, ""six plus"""

"Jesus. Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around."

"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."

"I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was ""a race war"" (??)"

"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."

"Hey stupid & ugly people that are brimming with self confidence. What meds are you on? I want some."

"I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?"

"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny."