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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."
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"Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me."
"Did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? Hundreds and thousands were reported missing."
"Once you go black... ...you're a single mother"
"DIE HARD JOKE What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist? DYKE HARD"
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do"
"What do you get a first dad for father's day? Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike"
"What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."
"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"