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Joke of the Day
"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
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"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"Why do vegans hate themselves? They are animal products."
"*Takes kids for sushi before seeing ""Finding Dory""*"
"They say one in every 3 neighbors is a pedophile Thankfully there isn't one next to me... just 2 smoking hot 6 year olds."
"How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb? none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh"
"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"
"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"
"Why did the heart get sent to police station? Cardiac arrest."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."