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Joke of the Day

"Hey stupid & ugly people that are brimming with self confidence. What meds are you on? I want some."

"What's the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"a good dentist and a bad dentist finds out about a new candy store opening good dentist: oh man, i hope the people who go there brush and floss regularly bad dentist: ALRIGHT!!! job security!"

"this is our son, Ryder Kade Ace Hypermasculine Overcompensation for Daddy's Fears Jones-Rendenburg"

"Did you hear about the hearse that got into a head on collision? Luckily only one person was found dead at the scene"

"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."

"Gluten Margarine, Reddit! That's Food-German for ""good morning""."

"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"

"What do you call a 12 year old protein? A pretein"

"They say talk is cheap but my last phone call cost me $2.99 per minute, billed directly to my credit card."