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Joke of the Day
"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."
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"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"
"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."
"As a Lesbian... I like my men like I like my coffee- nowhere near my vagina."
"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."
"What part of a heavy metal show involves bad jokes. Smosh pits."
"[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name? ""Ankhesenamun"" - How do you spell that? ""Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"""
"I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face."
"I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they are using All of them yelled ""get the fuck out of my bathroom you fucking perv!"""
"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"