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Joke of the Day
"As a Lesbian... I like my men like I like my coffee- nowhere near my vagina."
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"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"
"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."
"I'm so hipster... I wear modern clothes before anybody in the future wears them as hipster fashion."
"Being a grown up is throwing something at the trash can, missing, then actually going over and picking it back up."
"What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games? A wishy-washy Washer washer."
"What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again."
"School of Terrorism, Suicide Bomber course... Instructor: *Alright pay attention class, I'm only gonna do this once.*"
"How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray."