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Joke of the Day
"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."
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"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."
"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."
"You know how I know we are gonna have sex? I'm stronger than you!"
"A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It's nice, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."
"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."
"Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs? Because they're good at picking their drivers."
"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""
"How do you make a baby cry twice? Rub the blood off your dick on his teddy bear"
"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"