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Joke of the Day

"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"

"Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass. she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence.."

"The human body is 90% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."

"Why is it hard for old people to have sex? You ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese?"

"How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon"

"Why can't you trust anything MATTER says? Because it makes up everything."

"My mom just got out of rehab for her knees Knee addiction is tough, it's one of the toughest habits to kick"

"Ordered a side of fries with my meal and the server forgot and they never came. I have been wronged before, but not like this. Not like this"

"I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF."

"Today my mum told me I wasn't an only child.... Today my mum said that I was an only child. I said, I already knew that mum seeing as dad is in jail for rape."