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Joke of the Day

"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, that's probably a good, isolated spot to commit crimes."

"Did you hear about the midget, fortune teller who was wanted by the police? It was a small medium at large."

"When God made me he was just showing of"

"If Elon Musk ran for president, what would his subreddit be called? /r/futurology"

"Why didn't Hitler cross the road? Because he could nazi anything"

"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" ? Because she knew Niggas have no right."

"Gay people are not mean They're just fucking assholes."

"I had a winning lottery ticket but I couldn't cash it in before it expired and now I get nothing. I am *such* a Democrat."

"What's Tim Cook's new nickname? Jack The Ripper"