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Joke of the Day

"When God made me he was just showing of"

"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."

"A lion wouldn't cheat at golf... But a tiger woods"

"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""

"I compulsively open my refrigerator in hopes that the portal to the other world has opened up. It hasn't so I had some cheese."

"Two wires at sea Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety. The other was stranded."

"Be specific when saying ""BYOB"": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*"

"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""

"Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses."

"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal life."" But he came fifth and got a toaster."