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Joke of the Day

"When God made me he was just showing of"

"I have sensitive teeth... And I'm afraid I'll say something that will hurt their fillings."

"So I was in Jerusalem and a man was trying to sell me a gold watch... I kept telling him I don't want it. It looks too fake, not real gold. He looked at me and says ""It's not fake, Israel."""

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"My parents taught me that if I tried hard I could be anything I wanted to be. Sure they just meant for Halloween, but it was still nice."

"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."

"Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!"

"Apparently someone in Detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. Poor bastard."

"Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can ""skip ad"" last 30 seconds?"

"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"