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Joke of the Day
"If Elon Musk ran for president, what would his subreddit be called? /r/futurology"
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"Scientist: a rat will choose cocaine over water until it dies. I've repeated this experiment thousands of times, because I hate rats so much"
"I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan."
"Why do male prostitutes make more money than females? Because they always drive a *Hard* bargain. :D"
"what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave"
"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."
"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"
"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."
"What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease"
"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."