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Joke of the Day
"Anal with my girlfriend made my whole day But it made her whole week."
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"What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death? One is an old bus and the other is Anubis."
"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""
"(Possible nsfw)Adam was watching Eve.... Masturbate with a fish. God said, great now I'm never gonna get the smell out!"
"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."
"Best Ever Comedy Movies - Can You Guess The Movie Quote"
"Me to my Boss: Excuse me, sir, can I ask a stupid question. Boss: Better than anyone else I know..."
"Where does Santa stash his money? In a snowbank."
"France and Italy declare war... France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose."
"What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction"