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Joke of the Day
"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""
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"If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard."
"Dear Abby, My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words ""In Him"" Help! Perplexed in Poughkeepsie"
"Why did the LAPD leave the Dodger game early? They wanted to beat the crowd."
"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."
"What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? Believe in reincarnation."
"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"
"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."
"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."
"First Review in for ""The Force Awakens"" Absolutely to die for"