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Joke of the Day
"Where does Santa stash his money? In a snowbank."
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"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."
"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."
"What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer? ""Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"""
"You guys excited for Christmas? Only 366 more days :D"
"I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein."
"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."
"My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding... He's not happy about it either..."
"In this election year, I'm buying shorter socks. Because I don't support Crews"
"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""