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Joke of the Day
"Where does Santa stash his money? In a snowbank."
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"How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs."
"When pharmacist gets sick....... Does the doctor give him a taste of his own medicine?"
"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."
"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""
"What do french fries and friends have in common? They both die if you chop them"
"Sci Fi Films I don't understand why in Sci Fi films, whenever there's danger they never send in a Cargo ship. So much for the Element of Supplies."
"I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that.."
"[goes to sign up for course on how to handle bad news better] ""sorry, we're full"" [lights myself on fire]"
"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."