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Joke of the Day

"What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction"

"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" -Lee Harvey Oswald"

"Homeless guy walking by this bar patio looked at me and said ""I'm your future,"" and I was like ""Sweet, we have a cool beard."""

"Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career."

"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.."

"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"

"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties"

"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."