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Joke of the Day
"What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction"
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"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"
"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."
"What is the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it !"
"I always wanted to be Batman when I was younger. Not because of the money or the gadgets. I just hated my parents."
"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."
"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"
"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"
"America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital."
"So, tonight at the library I asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles ""Hardback?"" she inquired. ""Yes"" I said. ""and little heads."""