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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death? One is an old bus and the other is Anubis."

"I was never into long-distance masturbation... But now look how far I've come!"

"What do you call a Mexican vs a Mexican in basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Did you hear about the 4th place winner with the muscle condition? Even though he didn't rank in the top three he still got atrophy."

"What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360? The dashboard."

"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."

"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."

"As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground... They were always hanging around the monkey bars."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite."

"I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day. Her barcode wouldn't scan."