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Joke of the Day
"Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun."
Next Joke
"Not a gardener per se.... but I've been known to use hoes occasionally."
"Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros."
"If you're not part of the solution, I think... well, technically, that makes you insoluble sediment."
"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."
"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."
"Do you want to know how to keep a dummy intrigued? I'll tweet it tomorrow."
"I knew that sexual fetishes could get more and more perverse over time, but... ...it wasn't till I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"