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Joke of the Day

"Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun."

"How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes."

"What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!"

"I don't chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me."

"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"

"*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*"

"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."

"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? ""Claus-trophobic"""

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."

"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"