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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!"
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"What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados? GuacaMole!"
"I wonder if they got jokes in Russia about ""capitalistic America""... In capitalistic America, bank robs you!"
"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"
"Mount Rushmore looks like an old boy band that now wants to be taken seriously as musicians."
"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"
"I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."
"what do you call an asian lounge singer? george crooney"
"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."
"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."