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Joke of the Day
"I don't chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me."
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"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."
"Killed a spider for my wife last night and got laid. Now every.spider.must.die."
"What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot."
"I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can't have any more food and I'm never ready for that kind of commitment."
"how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot"
"Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!"
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."
"Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming."
"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"