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Joke of the Day

"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."

"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."

"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"

"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!"

"What do you get when you take the pee out of poops oops"

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"

"Coworker said 'nice pink shirt, when did you come out?' I said 'IT'S NOT PINK IT'S SALMON!'. Then I snapped my fingers and skipped away."

"remember teens, u don't need to have premarital sex to be ""cool."" something as simple as smoking at church or shoplifting will do the trick"

"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"

"I don't care if you're a dog person or a cat person, I generally don't date anyone with a tail."