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Joke of the Day

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."

"""honey why is our water bill so high?"" *water bill sits there holding a bong* hahahah duuuude i don't know man. DORITOS. DO WE HAVE DORITOS?"

"Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it."

"Sanders is blaming Trump for violence at his rally... because you can't truly be a National Socialist until you can excuse your brownshirts violence."

"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"

"Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you."

"What has nine arms and blows? Def Leppard"

"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."

"What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!"