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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire? A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it."

"I feel like Trump is like Hitler Terribly misunderstood."

"a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother"

"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."

"I get confused by Burqas. I accidentally posted a letter in a Muslim woman yesterday."

"Apparently, ""I judge a great wine by its alcohol content"", doesn't impress wine snobs"

"What does a frog do when it barbecues? Rib it...duh!"

"If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs, you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's"

"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"