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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire? A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it."

"Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion"

"A boy and his pal A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says, ""Mister, I'm scared."" The pedophile says, ""You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone."""

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"

"My dictionary got into an argument with my thesaurus. They had words."

"I post stuff in the wrong sub-reddits. AMA wait... FUCK"

"I had a muslim only party Last night was a blast"

"Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony..."

"White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope. Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke."