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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: why are you so late? ME: i definitely wasnt up until 4am watching Hey Arnold ha-ha BOSS: well i was and i got here on time"

"Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""

"Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, ""Hey, did you hear the one about us doing this?"""

"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"

"This one is a bit tasteless, so be warned. Water"

"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"

"Why don't Mexicans blow their noses? So that they have something to pick in the off-season."

"What is a zombie's favorite cereal? Raisin brain."

"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"