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Joke of the Day

"I went to a feminist convention. Everything was good, except for one thing. Nobody made sandwiches."

"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"

"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."

"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"

"If you have one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A bloody big cricket."

"Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home."

"I am so bad at self-deprecation"

"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."

"Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. ""Bend over."" ""Bend what? Over."""

"How do people do backflips and shit, like I can't even flip my grilled burger without fucking it up."