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Joke of the Day

"I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos."

"What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? A pro boner."

"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."

"What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad? Treason"

"I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element."

"An electrician comes home at 2 am.... His wife asks, ""wire you insulate?"" He replies, ""watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"""

"Why does Helium go up? Because the floors Argon."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Edit: For clarification, that's the joke."

"Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet"