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Joke of the Day
"Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element."
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"How accurate is the Bible? 100% at short range"
"My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say ""Gotham needs me"""
"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes."
"[Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
"We've hired a new accountant. Her name is Helen Wait. Anyone expecting a check from us can go to Helen Wait."
"What do you call a blind gynecologist? A pain in the ass"
"A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, ""What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"""
"At the office, my colleague had her computer on with an unsaved document. I looked at her in the eyes and told her I'd tap that s with control."
"Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years."