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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad? Treason"

"How much for the vacation home? Sir, this is a coffin."

"What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion? You can't milk a cow for 2000 years"

"What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers."

"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."

"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"

"Him: let's play a game of rhyme. I'll go first. Romantic Me: Panic Him: Fun Me: Run Him: love Me: shove Him: this isn't going well. Me: hell"

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on the keyboard... ...I would probably be escorted out of the Mac store."

"Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying ""you never called! Our son is 5 now"" then walk away....always brightens my day"

"9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum ""In your closet, why?"" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!"