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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? A pro boner."
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"I finally figured out the secret to click bait."
"What's the difference between a hook and a hooker? You can unscrew a hook, but you can't unscrew a hooker"
"If you miss your ex Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again"
"What do you call a homosexual weight lifter? Trap Queen"
"Why do people put orange clothes on their kids at pumpkin patches? I almost picked a fat one up until it screamed."
"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."
"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."
"A corpse walks into a bar... And asks the bartender for a lemonade. ""Of course!"" says the bartender, ""I've never seen a stiff drink!"" Courtesy of the video game Fable 3."