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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? A pro boner."

"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."

"Karma is like 69. You get what you give."

"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"

"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"

"my hipster wife is on her way to the hospital with severe burns in her mouth because she tried to to eat my lasagna before it was cool"

"I apologize to everyone that I've ever offended. Just kidding. Could you imagine?"

"Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett"

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to ""knock"" the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation... but then they realized that was queer."

"Listen buddy, I never said they were for sale. I just put the ""FRESH EGGS"" sign in my yard to brag"