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Joke of the Day

"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."

"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication? To prevent Hispanic attacks."

"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."

"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"

"As the saying goes, once you go black... You become a single mother."

"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."

"Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me."

"For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents. Thats not right Thats not fair The mans only left with 30! -Bo Burnham"

"Iron Man is a super hero... Iron woman is a command."

"It's not difficult to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile One will see you later, the other in a while."