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Joke of the Day

"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."

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"It's not difficult to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile One will see you later, the other in a while."