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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jamaican that wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes!"

"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."

"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."

"Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years."

"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"

"If Killing someone else is homicide... ... and killing yourself is suicide. Then killing your mother-in-law must be pesticide."

"Dad, did you let the parrot name me? - Haha, no that's ridiculous, Brock."

"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

"Why are Alabama weddings so small? They've only gotta invite one family"

"I would tell you a butter joke... But you would probably just spread it."