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Joke of the Day
"My wife divorced me because I'm still making april fools pranks. April fools!"
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"Watching my kids play the Xbox Kinect and it's taking me back to when I was a kid and we had this great game called playing outside."
"It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village."
"My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it's just not going to happen"
"What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes."
"Give a man a gun Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary."
"""Guess my nationality"" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. ""You're correct, but where's the t?"" asked the man. ""In the harbor"""
"First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?"
"I'm shit at remembering names. But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry"