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Joke of the Day

"It turns out there IS a natural birth control that's 100% effective. You have to more than just careful with it... Fact is, you have to be totally anal."

"Hi, I'm from Brazil and I can't go to the backyard, I'm afraid my german shepherd will laugh instead of bark at me..."

"two lesbians Lesbian 1: ""Hey! I finally found your dido!"" Lesbian 2: ""Great! I knew you had it in you!"""

"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."

"At the bank, I told the teller I'd like to open a joint account She asked ""Okay, with whom?"" ""With whoever had the most money"" I answered"

"Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail"

"With Christmas just around the corner, what's your favourite christmas themed joke?"

"Which country has the most millionaires? Zimbabwe."

"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."

"How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?"