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Joke of the Day

"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"

"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""

"Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? They make money hand over fist"

"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"

"I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward. That's how I roll..."

"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"

"What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. ~ Infinite Jest, by DFW"

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"

"Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick? To see if he was done cooking."

"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"