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Joke of the Day
"Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? They make money hand over fist"
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"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. Get a job, hippies."
"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner."
"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."
"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."
"What do you call white on the top and black at the bottom? Society."
"People who love Trump hate themselves. Or Mexicans."
"I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank"