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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick? To see if he was done cooking."

"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."

"Neon bumped into helium. There was no reaction."

"I used to date a baker... But she was too kneady."

"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"

"I never knew the word ""mom"" could even have 7 syllables until I had kids."

"Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge."

"Day 1 of tea instead of coffee I was ready to kill myself, but now on the fourth day, I'm ready to kill others"

"Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite."

"Jewelry make the perfect gifts because if things don't work out, she can throw them away and make you suffer. Take Titanic for example."