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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick? To see if he was done cooking."

"I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day- -that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning."

"Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?"

"The generic brand Kool-Aid Man just walks into walls and mutters ""whatever"" and tries to steal your wallet."

"""You're a unit of power Joe."" ""I'm a Watt?"""

"If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine. But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane."

"America where we celebrate Memorial Day with mattress sales."

"Helium walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says to him, ""We don't serve Noble gasses here!"". Helium... doesn't react."

"Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically. I guess the questions seem to trump him."

"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."