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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick? To see if he was done cooking."
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"It's awesome that 4th of July is in the summer. But it sucks for countries like Australia who have to watch fireworks in the winter. SUKAZ!"
"I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later"
"There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows."
"Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact."
"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."
"If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better or it will be curtains for us."
"If da Vinci were alive today, the ""Mona Lisa"" would have been called ""IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"""
"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"If CERN's Large Hadron Collider creates a black hole that destroys earth would that make it a weapon of math destruction?"