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Joke of the Day

"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"

"Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, ""Is it getting hot in here?"" The second muffin says ""AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""

"What did Obama say to Trump at the White House? Change"

"Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, ""sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned""."

"Request: Jokes for the sick? I have a good friend who was just hospitalized, hopefully nothing too serious. I'd love to send him a few short, clean jokes to cheer him up. Thanks!"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field."

"I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them."

"A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria"

"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"

"It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed."