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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"
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"What does a gay women look for in a man? Lesbi-honest, they don't."
"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"
"""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways."""
"Whenever I start telling a procrastination joke, it's more satisfying to tell a deadpan one instead."
"Sad that Batman's never seen a PG movie b/c he never had parental guidance"
"A man gets his drill and drills a hole in a wall... ..its a bit boring."
"Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars? Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop."
"I asked my boss... I asked my boss what he wanted me to do with a large roll of bubble wrap. He told me to pop it in the corner. It took me over three hours!"
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."