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Joke of the Day
"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."
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"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"
"[end credits roll] ""I did not see that coming"" ""Dude that was titanic"""
"Improvement One student to another: ""How are your English lessons coming along?"" ""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."""
"NSFW My sister tried pranking me today She tried the ""I'm pregnant"" prank. I didn't fall for it of course, because I know I always use protection."
"If a tree falls down in the woods... But nobody is around to hear it. Does a hipster still buy the album?"
"What's grey? A melted penguin!"
"What do you call a dog with two vaginas? Snatches"
"I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line."
"How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop."