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Joke of the Day

"Improvement One student to another: ""How are your English lessons coming along?"" ""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."""

"A bad analogy is like a cucumber"

"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex. Probably with the other sock."

"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"

"what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave"

"It's cute that the NRA thinks guns could defend you from a government that has a high fructose corn syrup nozzle up every citizens' asshole."

"Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft."

"A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on."

"My jokes are like my penis make feminists gag"

"My phone is crap. I put it into airplane mode and threw it up in the air. Worst transformer ever."