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Joke of the Day
"I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line."
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"My mate with Tourettes was cured after walking into a Gay Bar ""Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!"" He shouted.... He's not said a word since..!!"
"What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke."
"""You're not leaving the table until you finish it, young man!"" --termite mom"
"I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday. It's a good way to watch a documentary."
"I hate it when people call me racist... When I'm not. I hate all races equally."
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age..... The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"
"Got a great book of Ebay ""How To Improve Your memory"" But for the life of me I can not remember where I left the fucking thing"
"TRUMP: Hillary won't stand up to America's enemies. I will. *Gets into fights with Miss Universe, Gold Star family, and a baby*"