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"What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol."
"Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision"
"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."
"gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake"
"my favorite pickup line... ""Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"""
"It's pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone."
"[pearly gates] st peter: welcome everybody- *i run up and slam dunk an imaginary ball thru his halo and then hang on it like it's the rim*"
"When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall."
"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."