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Joke of the Day

"Why did the band Wham! break up? Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's [Jitterbug]( http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A), people."

"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"

"The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl. It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real."

"Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"

"Peanut Butter and Jam Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on"

"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"

"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"Q: What can a goose do a duck can't and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass."