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Joke of the Day

"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"

"A male feminist walks into a bar. . . Because it was set so low"

"What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest."

"THERAPIST: You're cured. ME: Really?!? THERAPIST: No, of course not. How did that make you feel?"

"If an illegal immigrant sets fire to their arm Is it an illegal firearm?"

"I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy."

"Why can't guys do the splits? The banana gets in the way. Banana split"

"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."

"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"

"Our love was magical.. it vanished like one of Houdini's disappearing acts"