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Joke of the Day
"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"
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"How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, ""Do you also want a piece?"""
"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."
"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."
"This is where I draw the line! ________________________________________________________"
"A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration He calls it a Goldman shower"
"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."
"""Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs."" - inventor of Whopper Candies."
"Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"
"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"