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Joke of the Day
"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"
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"My girlfriend calls me Duracell Because I last up to 10 times longer"
"A man dies of an overdose of Viagra They couldn't close his coffin..."
"My apologies to Tom Cruise. I honestly thought that Scientologists dug up and studied old scientists."
"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"
"Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious. They believe he topped himself."
"Why don't women fart? They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure."
"Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table."
"[at parent-teacher night] Teacher:*looking at my coffee tumbler* I see you're a coffee enthusiast, too Me: Coffee? Oh...yeah, coffee*wink*"
"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""