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Joke of the Day

"how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on"

"Reddit knock knock joke Knock knock..who's there...go away the punchline is private!!"

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."

"Really threw me off This kid started throwing out words that started with TH. I got through this, there, and they but I didn't see that coming."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? He got freaked out when he received the gas bill."

"Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard."

"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"""This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.""- No one at Comedy Central ever"