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Joke of the Day

"Peanut Butter and Jam Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"Why did the samurai hate nonsense? Because he was a sensei."

"The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills."

"Raising my kids is hard. I can barely get the fat one off the ground."

"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"

"The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song... Hit the road Jack"

"Farted in front of my Jewish boss today. He wasn't impressed. It's not like a little gas ever killed anyone."

"Went to this zoo in Venezuela and the only animal they had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"What do you call a vicar on a motorbike? Rev"

"What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? How was your date with Chris Brown."