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Joke of the Day

"Was it bad? To yell at my gf if I should dig up hitler to show her how to use an oven"

"Don't ever try taking off a penguin's little tuxedo. All that's under there is a dead penguin."

"Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent."

"Q: What did one coffin say to the other? A: Is that you coughin'?"

"Weekend My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend."

"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you..."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."

"Mario Bros. Plumbing (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfri.... (Read More)"

"Do you know any columbine jokes? I guess I'll give it a shot"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk... budumdum tssssss"